health food

so as caleb would argue with me is that stuff really as healthy as they say.
Okay so vitamin water definetely isnt all its cracked up to be. I remember one time in middle school this girl was talking about how when she was drinking that really popular green tea drink -- I can't really remember what the drinks called but everyone's drinking it -- that she could feel the antioxidants working when she drank it. haha. It took alot of self control not to tell her she was an idiot but i did it.
While the stuff isnt all its crapped up to be the people who make it are pretty funny guys/girls. And the stuff does taste really really good.
Since I've been sick for the last week I bought a couple bottles and I was reading the labels on the bottles and discovered that the makers have a quite an interesting sense of humor."26 seconds until the greatest guitar player ever shreds. You rush the floor and carve out a mosh spot. Weaker individuals are pummeled by your power. You gulp ActiVwater Strawberry Kiwi. It's packed with vitamins and electrolytes. 13 seconds until the greatest guitar player in history rips. You dance the dominating dance of you and send some Sally's flying. Your might is undeniable. The guitar player shreds. You play."

"FOCUS
Dragonfruit

The brainstorm becomes a youstorm. Your mind makes a mockery of the know-it-all. You mentally lap the Ivy League snob. The clever intern is laid waste. Your noggin astounds with idea after idea. MENSA is knocking on your door. Do you answer holding a bottle of ActiVwater Dragonfruit, a beverage so loaded with Ginko Biloba, Gotu Kola and Vitamins B5, B6, B12, C, and E? Yes! And your brain wins brain of the year forever. Brain Up."


in case you cant read it, it says,

"24 hours...1440 minutes...86400 seconds sounds like a lot of time to most, but after 12 attempts on your life during your morning commute, 600 emails, and a to do list that resembles a phonebook; who has time to chew their food 27 times, clean behind their ears, and take their vitamins? We thought we would skip the trace amounts of vitamins and bring you exactly what you need to conquer those 24 hours!

[VITAMIN C] ASCORBIC ACID 500%
we are not syaing that the common cold will just up and pass you by, but not many brands can claim 500% Vitamin C in one bottle

[VITAMIN B12] CYANOCOBALAMIN 500%
When your daily circus involves juggling fiery bowling pins while riding a unicycle, a little focus and energy can't hurt, nor will 500% of the RDA of Vitamin B12.

[CHROMIUM] CHROMIUM POLYNICOTINATE 25%
Leading doctors and some really smart people have made claims that chromium can speed up your metabolism, lean out body mass, and keep you trim. Not too sure if it's true, but it's in here anyways!"