next phase new ways dance craze

name artist and the song :)

so ive been sick for the last few days and i have discovered two things; billy joel and barenaked ladies is the best sad/sick music and string cheese is your friend.

I have also developed the rules of being sick which if mom new about she would definitely disagree
1. eat whatever sounds/smells good at the moment b/c you probably won't feel good enough to eat much else
2. watch funny movies, they can't be too funny though b/c you dont want to laugh too hard when you feel like you are gonna barf. trust me it doesnt work
3. have a psych marathon. (this is always a good thing to do even when you arent sick)
4. listen to every billy joel and bnl song you own. go ahead and mix in a few others that float your boat
5. remember that "only the good die young" so if you feel that sick it probably means you are a pretty rad person just ask billy joel. he's not dead and he did drugs so what does that tell us kids? drugs are bad but you might marry a supermodel.
6. String cheese is rad. never forget that. and never forget the rules to eating string cheese. to quote caleb on this one " you must eat it in strings in order to get the perfect cheese surface area tongue taste bud ratio of amazingness" (okay so it's not a direct quote it's more of a mix of me and him but whatever)
7. drink a gallon of orange juice a day (that's arthur's)
8. sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep and if you can't sleep read those books you never have time to read because you are always sick so you're always trying to get caught up. wait a second. darn vicious cycle.

these are the rules to being sick and skipping work / school because of it.